“All men think about is sex”
the real nitty gritty
“God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time” – Robin Williams
That is just one of the misconceptions about the primacy of sex. Actually there may be as many as 3 or 4 times a day that a man thinks about something besides sex. That’s why we wear clothes, we’re not going to get a lot of work done with a bunch of naked women running around. It’s even more fun with a partner. (Gives a whole new meaning to the word “Self Help) Great stress reliever though. (Keep your hands on the keyboard) Kinda like eating pistacheos, once you get started, it’s hard to stop. If God didn’t want us to masturbate, she’d have given us shorter arms.
I remember a skit on Saturday Night Live. Chevy Chase and Jane Curtain were co-anchors on a news show. Jane read a story about a girl who had a child at 11. She commented, “My god, that means she had her first sexual experience at 10” “No big deal, I had my first at 8” “8? how old was your partner?” “Oh, I didn’t have a partner till 18.)
Singaporeans are neat people, they refer to lingerie as “hanky panky panties” and a brassier as an “over the shoulder bolder holster”